Two and a Half Men — S05E07 — The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

00:00:01 - Look, don't worry, you'll grow into it. - Once, I'd like to get clothes that fit now.

00:00:46 Look around. It doesn't fit the décor.

00:01:39 All right, why don't you just pretend a girl gave you this bowl?

00:02:33 Stained?

00:03:13 Well, obviously we disagree about my role in this household.

00:04:28 Well, my mother raised me to be respectful of women, and I've always said...

00:05:21 I don't know why you're making such a big deal. It is a nice bowl.

00:06:06 - This is about my place in this house. - No, no, no.

00:06:51 - Is that so? - Yes, that's so.

00:07:42 - Get in the car. - But he likes me.

00:08:27 Just be quiet.

00:09:15 EVELYN : Oh, wonderful. Be right there.

00:10:13 Actually, yes.

00:11:13 Sorry.

00:11:53 Mmm...

00:12:47 If I had known you were coming, I would've stocked up on crap.

00:13:35 I'm just going through an awkward stage.

00:14:22 I don't know where he lives. I don't know whether he's alive or dead.

00:15:35 - Sure, I guess. Come on in. - Thanks.

00:16:20 - I understand, but the thing is... - Did he tell you about the bowl?

00:17:02 when he was about 17.

00:17:43 - Damn. - What's wrong?

00:19:08 Terrific.

00:20:16 Mmm, butterscotch.