Two and a Half Men — S05E03 — Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
2007 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 904 VOTES · DIR. Ted Wass
Overview
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Dialogue Timeline — 336 lines
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00:00:01 No, I think your retainer is sexy.
00:00:45 and three runners-up from American Idol.
00:01:39 Too subtle?
00:02:23 To make their ears look smaller.
00:03:30 Oh.
00:04:29 At least he's not the tunnel.
00:05:35 - Donna? - The woman I was with last night.
00:06:21 Hello. Flippity-flappity-flappity.
00:07:22 Deedee-dum-diddy-dum-diddy-doo?
00:08:11 You didn't hang up, did you? Me neither.
00:09:06 All right, point taken. But she's a fascinating woman.
00:09:56 All right, I'll go change.
00:10:39 This is my friend, Linda.
00:11:29 But you're not. You're actually kind of moist.
00:12:28 Thanks.
00:13:33 You may not wanna drink the iced tea.
00:14:34 Ask her if Linda likes me.
00:15:20 Does he know that?
00:16:13 Believe me, it happens.
00:17:09 I figure three's a charm, four is a restraining order.
00:18:12 What's this broad got that's so special?
00:19:09 Charles Harper, charged with drunk and disorderly, resisting arrest.
00:20:03 - All right, $500 fine. - Five hundred dollars? Last time...
00:21:11 I'd have kept the phone and tossed the kid.
Cast & Characters
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper
Paige Peterson
Hooker
Ming-Na Wen
Linda
Kimberly Quinn
Donna
Kurt Scholler
Bailiff
J.J. Rodgers
Luanne
Jud Tylor
Deedeee
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed336
Dialogue density16.0 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:11
Production Record
DirectorTed Wass
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes904
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 5, episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/5/episode/3
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