Two and a Half Men - S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

00:00:01 Okay, okay, okay. It's your birthday.

00:00:44 We've just grown apart.

00:01:48 Must you continue with this pathetic, little charade?

00:02:37 Charlie, if I were gonna pay $200 per hour for a man...

00:03:20 Hi. Ha, ha.

00:04:26 Want a few tips?

00:05:15 Oh, God.

00:06:21 - Really? The mob? - Yeah.

00:07:12 And that one over there?

00:08:02 She built a children's hospital in Guatemala.

00:09:01 Yes, they finish last.

00:09:54 Can't say I do. Hey, how are those feet feeling?

00:10:47 Why do I always do this? Why do I have this constant need to degrade myself?

00:12:01 Morning.

00:12:49 Great. I'll see you then.

00:13:49 Oh, stop. You have a terrific figure.

00:14:35 - Oh, Mom. - Please, I'm not asking as your mother.

00:15:40 I guess it's fate.

00:16:52 I like having sex with strangers.

00:17:47 I'm not going out the window.

00:18:42 and mixing red wine with my dog's painkillers.

00:19:42 HENRY: You're gonna have to, because I'm selling it.

00:20:33 CHARLIE: Didn't matter.

00:21:30 Ask if she's got a friend.