Two and a Half Men — S04E24 — Prostitutes and Gelato

00:00:05 Oh! Brain freeze. Brain freeze.

00:00:56 - Bathroom. JAKE: But I don't have to pee.

00:03:00 Hey, look who's here.

00:03:42 so I helped him find a pied-à-terre in Century City.

00:04:28 Oh, right, of course.

00:05:12 Charlie can't make it, but can you still take me?

00:06:07 Hey, hey. You wanna be buddies with this guy, go right ahead.

00:06:46 Oh.

00:07:38 - Where's Charlie? - Out on the deck.

00:08:27 Yeah, but why?

00:09:24 Anything you want, kid.

00:10:24 Oh, hi, Evelyn. Yeah.

00:11:04 Put me down for 20...

00:11:57 Was he a preemie?

00:12:35 Charlie, be supportive.

00:13:22 - What are you doing? - Nothing. Nothing.

00:14:15 Okay, what about it don't you like?

00:14:56 - Thanks. - Thanks.

00:15:41 Well, this doesn't mean we couldn't still hang out, right?

00:16:26 - Maybe she's not home. - She's home.

00:17:21 I sure didn't sign on for any kids.

00:18:12 - Oh, God! - Oh, Mom!

00:19:14 I just needed time to think about it.

00:20:06 Right.