Two and a Half Men - S04E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

00:00:01 - Gee, I'm sorry you have to go. - I don't have to go.

00:00:49 - How soon? - Very soon.

00:01:38 "Gee, I wish I could adopt them all."

00:02:57 Morning. How are you feeling?

00:03:45 - Hey. - Morning.

00:04:43 I love too much, and it's always the wrong man.

00:05:29 Just don't let her corner you in the laundry room and you'll be fine.

00:06:11 Ah.

00:07:02 What do you have?

00:07:59 Very soon.

00:09:03 They might as well just make you the janitor.

00:09:54 - That's terrific. How? - My cousin.

00:10:42 You told her you had a bug, so she assumed it was bronchial.

00:11:35 Listen, Chloe, we need to talk.

00:12:40 Find something to saw.

00:13:26 I haven't put any words to it yet, but it goes something like this.

00:14:47 young again?

00:15:34 I just don't think his work is very professional.

00:16:13 This has nothing to do with that. And I can sing too.

00:17:10 - It's like they're looking right into my soul. - That's what Mom said.

00:18:00 teach the kids to whittle.

00:19:05 I am so sorry.

00:20:09 in order to win her from the handyman you fired.

00:21:20 Hey, I can see your teeth from up here.