Two and a Half Men — S04E22 — Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

00:00:05 CHARLIE: Thank you for transporting me home.

00:01:08 Your needs. Your needs. What about my needs?

00:02:04 Ah, cars. Where would we be without cars?

00:03:09 No argument there.

00:03:58 - When's it due? - Monday.

00:04:43 I've gotta write a new jingle for a credit-card company...

00:05:38 - You gotta know how to work the system... - Again...

00:06:33 "Ha-ha-ha!"

00:07:27 I have to use my own money?

00:08:13 I swear to God, I will throw you out of this car.

00:09:04 You wanna come in here and wait with me?

00:09:56 - My batteries are dead. - That's okay, we're out of here.

00:10:53 Look, if you want me to bet the 80-to-1 horse for you, I will.

00:11:51 Hey, that's me.

00:12:50 Oh, so I guess that means I've got leverage on you.

00:13:48 - Like doughnuts? - Okay. Perfect.

00:14:35 Yes, errands.

00:15:40 Why would you take a 13-year-old boy to the track?

00:16:29 So he blows it.

00:17:26 But mark my words. No good can come from a boy like Jake...

00:18:24 Richie Rich back with my crab legs yet?

00:19:27 - Can you help me take it to the beach? - You're not riding that.

00:20:38 Thank you.

00:21:29 ALAN: Charlie! - Coming.