Two and a Half Men — S04E21 — Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

00:00:03 ALAN: Oh, oh, that is so true.

00:00:52 Greg is a divorced dad. He's got a daughter around Jake's age.

00:01:43 - Oh, you went to the Derby? - No, it was a Hilton by the airport.

00:02:52 So, what about you, Charlie? Ever been married?

00:03:40 - Oh, I'll go either way. - Apparently.

00:04:31 Don't be silly. He knows I'm not gay.

00:05:31 What kind of hair conditioner do I use?

00:06:22 Okay. Come on, Sophie.

00:07:12 - No kidding? - Yep.

00:08:07 Jake, I promised your mother you'd have it done.

00:09:03 And I don't.

00:09:54 Okay. You're thinking about that time at the House of Blues...

00:11:00 What's up?

00:11:44 He's gay, and apparently I triggered his gaydar.

00:12:52 Hello. That must be his daughter. I can see why Jake has a crush on her.

00:13:42 - Listen, Judith... - I almost forgot.

00:14:37 I mean, it has been suggested to me that all of my womanizing...

00:16:14 Hey, Alan. Your mom called.

00:17:10 Let me finish.

00:18:03 - Is that so? - Okay.

00:18:46 You kidding? I'm taking Jake to the mall Friday...

00:19:34 Do you find me sexually attractive?

00:20:25 - What? - You think Charlie's so pretty?

00:21:29 - What are you eating? - Lip gloss.