Two and a Half Men — S04E20 — Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

00:00:01 Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:01:04 What? No, no, no. Why would I do that?

00:01:56 Okay, today I have to see my dermatologist about a little rash.

00:02:58 Stop topping off the tank.

00:03:38 Oh, please. You are such a liar.

00:04:29 are you out of your freaking mind?

00:05:20 That part's not my fault.

00:06:14 That's always part of the fun.

00:07:03 You're going to your mother's wedding...

00:07:46 So if you screw it up, she will never forgive you, even if it was your brother's fault...

00:08:46 We went on the Universal Studios Tour...

00:09:30 Thank you, my good man.

00:11:08 Problem.

00:11:52 You're gonna break her heart.

00:12:45 I talked him out of it.

00:13:24 You know, things.

00:14:24 What is this, candle wax?

00:15:32 Okay, what about funerals? Can you beat a three-way in a hearse?

00:16:17 Oh, God.

00:17:00 - And you're coming to his wedding? - Yeah, we're still friends.

00:18:04 I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much.

00:19:11 The institution of marriage is not one to enter lightly.

00:20:24 So, ahem...

00:21:07 Pigs in a blanket.