Two and a Half Men — S04E19 — Smooth as a Ken Doll

00:00:10 Hello?

00:01:03 and I wanna savor it.

00:01:59 Amen.

00:03:12 You know what? This really isn't that funny.

00:03:56 She doesn't look fat at all.

00:04:48 - What's she look like? - Charlie.

00:05:32 You also asked me to try on this satin stool sample.

00:06:36 Well, not as a power forward.

00:07:33 So, what do you need cleared up?

00:08:21 I dress up like a giant spider and fight crime.

00:09:16 - Oh, yes. Judith's house of pain. - Shh, shh, shh.

00:10:05 See you around.

00:10:53 - Are you done with your breakfast? - Yeah.

00:11:42 You know what your problem is? Phone cojones.

00:12:30 In fact, I got a date tonight with a lovely sex addict...

00:13:22 - Okay, here we are. - Oh, I hope this place has fresh lobster.

00:14:18 No, no. I forbid it. Not in my house.

00:15:07 Give it a shot.

00:15:51 You don't have to stay at a hotel. I got room at my place.

00:16:45 It's for a couple of days till the wedding.

00:17:42 Aunt Myra?

00:18:42 With me, kissing is usually just a prelude to sex.

00:19:28 - What about you? - What about me?

00:20:31 That's not the kitchen.