Two and a Half Men — S04E18 — It Never Rains in Hooterville

2007 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 1,116 VOTES · DIR. Gary Halvorson

Two and a Half Men — S04E18 — It Never Rains in Hooterville poster

Overview

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

Dialogue Timeline — 335 lines

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00:00:02 Help me out here, doc, I need a time of death.
00:00:51 Uh... Well, I, for one, totally buy you as a brilliant forensic investigator.
00:01:40 - Horse. - Ahem.
00:02:19 And thanks for lending me your chiropractor coat.
00:04:08 - What are you doing? - Hanging posters.
00:04:57 Oh, Harry. You crumpled Harry.
00:05:44 Hah!
00:06:21 Charlie. Charlie, come on. Come on.
00:07:19 It seems like only yesterday, I could hold him in one arm.
00:08:05 taking turns, shooting each other in the ass.
00:09:32 there was nothing there...
00:10:24 Come on. You used to love this one.
00:11:54 with pooping into a coffee can.
00:12:45 Count your blessings. There's all kinds of pictures...
00:13:42 Forever.
00:14:26 Listen, Kandi, there's something I wanted to talk to you about.
00:15:09 I've just been thinking that Jake is almost grown...
00:15:56 it's much easier to rotate in new posters when these ones stop working for you.
00:16:43 You gotta love a chick who doesn't like war.
00:17:27 Scary how?
00:18:12 Guess I could do that.
00:19:13 Here, we're divorced.
00:20:05 I can't give you an official TOD until I get her on the slab.
00:21:16 So when are you guys going fishing?

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed335
Dialogue density16.0 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:16

Production Record

DirectorGary Halvorson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,116

Factoids

Episode

Two and a Half Men, season 4, episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/4/episode/18
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