Two and a Half Men — S04E17 — I Merely Slept with a Commie
2007 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 1,081 VOTES · DIR. Gary Halvorson
Overview
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
Dialogue Timeline — 362 lines
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00:00:02 ALAN: Hey, Charlie, would you see who that is?
00:00:57 Thanks for spreading it around.
00:01:48 I won't have such a humiliating sendoff.
00:02:49 when we both know she gonna end up the same way.
00:03:38 Hey, just follow my lead.
00:04:48 Again, Mom, we're only telling you this because we care about you.
00:05:41 Yes, but at what cost?
00:06:34 Oh, God. Today's Mom's birthday.
00:07:19 You're a pasty white kid. Start acting like one.
00:08:05 Oh, so you'd like to find a gift that would help bring you closer together?
00:08:52 JAKE: Great news.
00:09:34 - Oh, it's heavy. - It's just a bowl.
00:10:26 Your mom is such an incredible woman.
00:11:17 - Is this goose liver? - It's quail pâté with endive.
00:12:27 Who wishes for two gay guys and a Chinese kid?
00:13:43 - You're damn right. - You said it, sister.
00:14:39 Changpu.
00:15:20 Okay, here you go. Eggs Benedict, my own reci...
00:16:17 it was Charlie's idea.
00:17:03 Oh, yeah. They served spaghetti on picture day.
00:18:17 Would it be rude of me to point out the obvious flaw in your plan?
00:19:19 That's why I'm...
00:20:02 Oh, what a marvelous house.
00:21:20 after he sponges up our sponge.
Cast & Characters
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper
Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper
Tony Tripoli
Philip
Lee Garlington
Peggy
Wayne Wilderson
Roger
Michael Merton
Photographer
Austin Lee
Changpu
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed362
Dialogue density16.5 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:20
Production Record
DirectorGary Halvorson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,081
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 4, episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/4/episode/17
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