Two and a Half Men — S04E16 — Young People Have Phlegm Too
2007 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 839 VOTES · DIR. Andrew D. Weyman
Overview
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
Dialogue Timeline — 356 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 Good morning, Charlie.
00:01:19 No, he was a drunken whoremonger.
00:02:01 You are.
00:03:44 That depends. What day is it?
00:04:31 - Twenty-four? - Yup.
00:05:30 - Yeah. - How long until you're ready to go again?
00:06:12 It's 11:00.
00:07:01 I got nothing. Let's go dancing.
00:07:50 - Too bad. - I'm drinking Nighty-Night tea.
00:08:43 So I guess you're counting on stem-cell research to replace your spine and lungs.
00:09:36 - Hold it. - We're with them.
00:10:19 Okay.
00:11:05 Bruno, they're with me.
00:12:17 You're just ticked off because you couldn't keep up.
00:13:07 you'd be having sex with her right now.
00:13:56 while you are in deep denial.
00:14:45 That's my brother in there.
00:15:47 Do you gotta flatline to get a little help around here?
00:16:36 - I loved you in The Producers. ALAN: Thank you.
00:17:25 - I've been saying the same thing. - And you.
00:18:17 It seems like just yesterday, I could...
00:19:11 Look, Charlie, I'm glad you're slowing down a bit...
00:19:53 - The fountain of youth. - What?
00:20:58 And may God bless you.
Cast & Characters
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper
Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper
Brooke D'Orsay
Robin
Lamont Thompson
Bruno
Morgan Fairchild
Donna
Molly Morgan
Megan
Kris Iyer
Dr. Prajneep
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed356
Dialogue density17.0 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:20:58
Production Record
DirectorAndrew D. Weyman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes839
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 4, episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/4/episode/16
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