Two and a Half Men — S04E15 — My Damn Stalker

00:00:03 Hey.

00:00:59 - What are you into, grannies with trannies? - No.

00:01:58 - Morning, Charlie. - Morning, Rose.

00:02:51 to write her name and address in my underwear.

00:03:43 - You could do a lot worse than Rose. - I have done a lot worse.

00:04:29 - Okay. - Boil in oil until you fry?

00:05:35 - I was gonna tell you about that. - Do you have one that I don't know about?

00:06:25 Coming. Be right there. Please play along.

00:07:28 Charlie, weren't you going out tonight?

00:08:20 Really? Maybe we can introduce them.

00:09:23 - Did you follow me here? - Please.

00:10:07 Well, my family has business interests in London...

00:11:02 Yeah, right.

00:12:00 And then a week before we were gonna get married...

00:12:49 Whatever it is, I don't have time or strength to deal.

00:13:33 And just to put your mind at ease, I plan on keeping both of them.

00:14:21 you'd realize what an angel she is and never let her go.

00:15:18 I put a toothbrush in my purse.

00:16:05 Rose? Climb up here! I wanna talk to you!

00:16:49 - Charlie, are you okay? - Yeah, I just can't find my damn stalker.

00:17:58 Wow.

00:18:43 I almost forgot.

00:20:14 - Where's Alan? - In the bedroom.

00:21:27 Well, we all make mistakes.