Two and a Half Men — S04E14 — That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

00:00:01 You're taking advantage of me because I'm drunk, aren't you?

00:00:50 Thanks. We're working on a sequel.

00:01:38 Hey, Charlie, who do I work for...

00:02:34 It's a good thing I'm drunk.

00:03:33 As long as my mother's alive, nothing happens to Fredo.

00:04:22 My faithful housekeeper. Ahem.

00:05:13 Yeah, you'd think.

00:05:58 Isn't there anyone left...

00:06:53 Pfft. I know that. Everybody's out of his league.

00:07:44 or cross-eyed or hermaphroditic best friend busy...

00:08:37 She saw him for the mindless meat-seeking missile that he is.

00:09:44 Uh, thanks. Ha, ha.

00:10:31 - Good idea. - None for me. Red wine makes me gassy.

00:11:28 is I'm gonna bail on dinner so you two can be alone.

00:12:20 Alrighty. So do I look okay?

00:13:36 - Hey. - Hey, where have you been?

00:14:30 - Alan's in the shower. - Am I too early?

00:15:29 and then do things I regret.

00:16:19 Or girl. Or couple.

00:17:24 That's because she's trying to hide who she really is.

00:18:26 Ahh.

00:19:17 Because I thought she was dull and boring like you.

00:20:20 All right, well, if either of you change your mind...

00:21:26 You're always right.