Two and a Half Men — S04E12 — Castrating Sheep in Montana

00:00:03 I had a great dream last night.

00:00:51 - Why not? - You can't keep the holes you have clean.

00:01:44 Oh. So you're a moron.

00:03:02 - Are you sick? - Yeah, I'm sick.

00:03:56 Yeah, yeah, last night was fun. Ha, ha.

00:04:34 Okay, so why is Berta in your bed?

00:05:30 No, don't... Don't be ridiculous.

00:06:24 It's just a little swelling. It's normal.

00:07:20 we stayed in touch and I got to know her and the baby...

00:08:13 Please, continue with your star-crossed love story.

00:09:12 Oh, you just suck.

00:09:59 Look at her beaming.

00:11:12 Maybe a romantic walk on the beach?

00:12:04 Uh, no, thanks.

00:13:04 So, what am I supposed to do? Marry Naomi just to keep Berta happy?

00:14:04 Here you go.

00:14:44 Oh, no, no, no. I'm just... Uh, I'm concerned about the baby.

00:15:37 I just thought that the dinner was a little premature.

00:16:36 Looks like a cherry tomato.

00:17:41 Yeah, he gave it to me.

00:18:25 Uh, while Naomi and I are enjoying each other's company...

00:19:17 HECTOR: Naomi? Are you in there?

00:20:05 She doesn't hate me yet. She's just, like...

00:21:17 You too.