Two and a Half Men — S04E11 — Walnuts and Demerol

00:00:01 Joy to the world I'm getting laid

00:01:34 Four call girls, three French maids Two drunk twins

00:02:27 But this is good for travel.

00:03:18 - You're leaving too, right? - Yes, relax.

00:04:02 Hey, I spent Thanksgiving with your parents.

00:04:51 - Goodbye and thanks. - Yeah, Merry Christmas.

00:05:52 Okay, Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodbye.

00:06:42 JUDITH: Hello. ALAN: And this is her fiancé, Herb.

00:07:24 Berta, don't you have a bus to catch?

00:08:11 GLORIA: That's a good plan.

00:09:15 - He only treats children. - Now, hold on.

00:10:06 - Let's have a little powwow. - She might have a touch of the croup.

00:10:56 Not that it's your business, but this is our second date.

00:11:40 I'm your mother, you're 40, and you must not see this woman anymore.

00:12:27 Aw, isn't that sweet?

00:13:13 - Hey, Mommy-o, Daddy-o. ALAN: Hi, buddy.

00:13:57 Now, you can stay and watch, which I don't recommend, or you can leave.

00:15:18 - Take a break. - Okey-doke.

00:16:12 Lucky you grew into those ears.

00:17:10 Says the woman who killed my husband.

00:18:01 Raised the bar? Do you have any idea...

00:18:54 given that your son has spent the bulk of his adult life...

00:19:43 You have absolutely no boundaries, do you?

00:20:44 No, that makes it better.