Two and a Half Men — S04E10 — Kissing Abe Lincoln
2006 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 922 VOTES · DIR. Gary Halvorson
Overview
Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
Dialogue Timeline — 347 lines
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00:00:02 So you understand the situation?
00:00:49 Well, in that case...
00:01:43 Well...
00:02:37 Running shoes, reading glasses, flannel nightgown...
00:04:02 - For what? - Nothing in particular.
00:05:09 LYDIA: Charlie...
00:05:50 But I do owe you a silk handkerchief.
00:06:45 Okay, well, as I said, if you won't be reasonable, I'll just have to...
00:07:50 Ah, but she did.
00:08:43 Listen, I have to talk to you about Berta.
00:09:25 - What for? - I wouldn't want you to get a nasty burn.
00:10:16 Do you have any idea how to do laundry?
00:11:11 This stuff here?
00:12:25 Yeah, I hear scientists are working on a machine...
00:13:20 I'm mad at you too.
00:14:01 Who's using my washing machine?
00:15:04 Yep.
00:15:42 You wanna do me a favor? Take the money you were gonna pay me...
00:16:35 Wait, wait. Hang on, I've got another call coming in.
00:17:26 Hurry.
00:18:17 Ooh! High heels and Cool Whip.
00:19:19 No, you can't. You're a nookie junkie and I just can't trust you anymore.
00:20:16 I don't like it here.
00:21:22 Hi, Pam.
Cast & Characters
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper
Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper
April Bowlby
Kandi
Katherine LaNasa
Lydia
Carrie Stevens
Pam
Christopher T. Wood
Arnold
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed347
Dialogue density16.5 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:22
Production Record
DirectorGary Halvorson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes922
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 4, episode 10: Kissing Abe Lincoln.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/4/episode/10
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