Two and a Half Men — S04E09 — Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

00:00:01 So, what do you want?

00:00:30 Yeah, and I'm gonna need your help.

00:00:54 You know, two's company, three's a sandwich.

00:01:27 That's $24.50.

00:01:56 which you won't be able to do because you "forgot" your wallet.

00:03:02 You too.

00:03:53 I don't think I could put another thing in my mouth.

00:04:26 I think we should go absolutely crazy tonight.

00:05:21 I thought you had to pee.

00:07:33 CHARLIE: Hey, Alan? ALAN: Yeah?

00:08:27 Are you crazy?

00:09:18 You know what they say, better to be on the toilet and not have to go...

00:10:32 How funny is Berta?

00:12:07 I guess they'll find out how at large he really is.

00:12:58 I will when I pull them out through your nostrils.

00:13:38 Alan, you can sit but you can't hide.

00:15:10 So it is.

00:16:33 Looking for something?

00:17:16 What do you have?

00:17:50 Really? It's yours? I had no idea.

00:18:26 since, well, high school.

00:19:11 - Can I have my money now? - You have a serious problem, my friend.

00:20:08 There you go. Enjoy your movie.

00:20:53 - Don't eat the popcorn, Jake. - Sorry, Dad.