Two and a Half Men — S04E07 — Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

00:00:02 MAN : Throws it into the corner off the middle, he's got a...

00:00:53 CHARLIE: Who is it?

00:02:07 Fine.

00:02:52 All right.

00:03:52 Come on, you can't tell me you don't appreciate the beauty...

00:04:35 Okay, seriously, you gotta stop that.

00:05:23 - Hi. - How long have you been standing there?

00:06:38 - Really? - Yes, really.

00:07:29 and I'm passing gas like a NASCAR pit crew.

00:08:23 Why don't you just let Naomi take it easy?

00:09:12 Hats off to the working gal. Excuse me.

00:10:21 She was the smart one?

00:11:12 I'll tell you whose fault it is.

00:11:51 We need to teach Mr. Wiedermeier a lesson.

00:12:44 Me? All I could do at this point is pee on his rug.

00:13:51 - Where's your father? - He's in the den rubbing oil on Naomi.

00:14:37 I will not.

00:15:30 A lot of cold medicine. Guy must have allergies or something.

00:16:23 - Well, that depends. - On what?

00:17:08 Well, I don't have to pee anymore.

00:18:12 I'm not.

00:19:03 It's all right, honey. Mommy's here.

00:19:59 I've kind of been counting back the weeks and Ronald can't be the daddy.

00:20:55 Good news, honey. I got you $4000.