Two and a Half Men — S04E06 — Apologies for the Frivolity

00:00:02 Here we are. Be it ever so humble.

00:00:50 I don't know what she's talking about.

00:01:33 Slim? Why, thank you.

00:02:50 It was very nice. It's just if I'd known you were gonna camp down there...

00:03:32 Oh, really. And how could it have been better?

00:04:17 In this bed, we don't say "boys" and we don't say "little."

00:05:09 Well, that's very admirable.

00:06:08 - She had to go pick up her kids. - Probably from therapy.

00:07:04 - She sells real estate. - Oh, like Mom.

00:08:09 Of course. Apologies for the frivolity. What would you like?

00:08:44 So listen, uh, about this weekend. My ex is going to be out of town.

00:09:26 Oh.

00:10:16 My record's 14. I barfed but it still counts.

00:11:10 So, Lydia, what do you do?

00:12:00 - you don't remember when we met? - The way he drinks?

00:12:57 Come on, Charlie. The only difference between those two broads...

00:13:51 The two-door is a selfish car. The four-door is a family car.

00:14:30 Not that I think Mom is sexy.

00:15:17 - Here. Mom wants to talk to you. - Oh, great.

00:16:08 Why do I have to play with kids I don't know?

00:16:54 - Everybody wants ice cream. - I understand.

00:17:48 Hi.

00:19:01 If you stain them, don't even bother coming back.

00:20:15 Oh, why not? I'm going to hell anyway.