Two and a Half Men — S04E03 — The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
2006 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · 1,164 VOTES · DIR. Gary Halvorson
Overview
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
Dialogue Timeline — 379 lines
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00:00:02 Yo, dude. What up?
00:00:58 - Quick question. CHARLIE: Yeah.
00:01:54 how exactly do you plan to pull this off?
00:02:56 - Want something to drink? - Oh.
00:03:53 It's not a joke because...
00:04:45 What did he do, reach a hand out to guide you to the great beyond?
00:05:35 What did he say?
00:06:31 Who gets your car?
00:07:15 It wouldn't kill him to throw in a quick, "Hello, Alan."
00:08:05 No. He talked to me.
00:08:49 I swear to God I'm not drunk.
00:09:35 The point is...
00:10:40 I think I'll go to the bathroom.
00:11:24 The point is I love you.
00:12:14 and that he saw Dad.
00:13:06 - What? - My prostate is fine.
00:14:04 Anything I can do?
00:15:26 What boy doesn't like hearing that from his mother?
00:16:31 Charlie, my doughnut's too soft.
00:17:22 - So how's work? - Fine.
00:18:09 Oh, darling, that just breaks my heart.
00:19:07 You know what? You can tell me in person...
00:20:04 MAN 1 : Don't worry about a thing.
00:21:16 Ah, what the hell, let's go.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed379
Dialogue density18.0 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:16
Production Record
DirectorGary Halvorson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,164
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 4, episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/4/episode/3
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