Two and a Half Men — S03E24 — That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

00:00:02 Hello?

00:01:02 It's a marketing scheme dreamed up by the international diamond cartel.

00:01:51 How nice.

00:02:44 Wears his little heart on his sleeve, doesn't he?

00:03:36 Gordon dumped me.

00:04:23 Look, the thing is, I'm gonna kind of marry her.

00:05:21 Did she just use the front door?

00:06:14 They say you're supposed to spend three months' salary, but I went four.

00:07:08 You know, so everybody gets some crust.

00:08:03 Have you thought about flowers?

00:08:59 What are you looking at me for? Just stay out of her neighborhood.

00:10:01 Slipping a prenuptial agreement into my fiancée's menu.

00:10:55 You know why you noticed that?

00:11:52 I agree.

00:13:01 I am merely the voice of smelly experience.

00:13:57 - Good night. - Good night.

00:14:48 I'll cross Rose off the guest list...

00:15:43 we can get drunk and gamble away our nest egg.

00:16:54 Wow.

00:17:46 What'd I say? Am I in trouble already?

00:18:34 Isn't he?

00:19:29 What's more grown up than wanting to take care of my family?

00:20:20 Oh, my God, what happened?

00:21:22 I don't freaking believe it.