Two and a Half Men — S03E23 — Arguments for the Quickie
2006 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 1,029 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie's sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
Dialogue Timeline — 334 lines
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00:00:01 - Morning. - Morning.
00:00:45 I mean, I'm glad to see she's following her dream, but I've moved on.
00:01:30 - You're telling me this now? - Charlie. Calm down.
00:02:30 Great. Great. Thank you.
00:03:13 Unless, you know, it's 2 a.m., she's blind drunk...
00:04:04 To get me to stop drinking, smoking, gambling?
00:05:07 You're a dorky, white kid with a Cub Scout bandana on his head.
00:06:07 We could watch the surf in the moonlight.
00:06:49 belongs to a dry cleaner in Koreatown.
00:08:00 Eat something.
00:08:47 - You too. How have you been? - Great. Just great. Really great.
00:09:31 I remember.
00:10:45 You're right.
00:11:36 Place looks the same.
00:12:27 Please.
00:13:24 All right, where do you want it?
00:14:20 I'm good genetic material. You know, easy on the eyes.
00:15:12 Oh. Anyway, I'm thinking this could be my one chance...
00:16:06 All right. Let's see, where do I sign?
00:18:02 - Charlie? CHARLIE: What?
00:18:54 Yeah.
00:19:39 I don't think so.
00:20:24 And by the way, Assmasters 7 is not the final chapter.
00:21:30 One more time, there's no Charlie here.
Cast & Characters
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper
Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
April Bowlby
Kandi
Cheyenne Casebier
Jennifer
Maria Tornberg
Theresa
Raymond Ma
Mr. Park
Art Bonilla
Angry Hispanic Man
Irena Violette
Fawn
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Mia
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed334
Dialogue density15.2 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:30
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,029
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 3, episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/3/episode/23
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