Two and a Half Men — S03E21 — And the Plot Moistens

00:00:02 Alan, do you ever fantasize when we're making love?

00:00:55 Yeah, well...

00:01:59 I only do the après-sex chat with people I've just had sex with.

00:03:07 Jake has no interest in anything that goes on around here.

00:04:05 And we are merely players.

00:04:51 Okay, Jake, well, we talked to Miss Sheffield.

00:05:53 Don't encourage him.

00:07:06 No, it doesn't.

00:07:49 I don't know. I really suck at it.

00:08:48 No, stop howling and let me explain.

00:09:30 So take her to a museum, enjoy the exhibits and do her in the restroom.

00:10:25 Thank you.

00:11:13 But there was nothing to feel guilty about.

00:11:59 - Where who is? - Alan.

00:12:43 Just remember, you didn't hear it from me.

00:13:59 Okay, there's a technical term we musicians use.

00:14:49 You do realize this entitles you to extra-special bonus sex.

00:15:34 No more jewelry.

00:16:22 I had no idea.

00:17:11 Just promise you won't embarrass him bringing it up.

00:18:00 - But I think she's fallen for me. - Really?

00:18:40 Yeah, that's it.

00:19:39 I had to, Jake invited her.

00:21:06 Funny story. I'll tell you later.