Two and a Half Men — S03E18 — The Spit-Covered Cobbler
2006 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 814 VOTES · DIR. Gary Halvorson
Overview
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
Dialogue Timeline — 388 lines
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00:00:01 Alan, I forgot my toothbrush. Can I use yours?
00:00:48 Maybe I'll just wait till I get home.
00:01:37 Sometimes when a man urinates...
00:02:36 ALAN: Hey, hey, it's working.
00:03:33 - Now? - Little on your forehead.
00:04:28 Girls like Kandi need all kinds of stuff...
00:05:13 You don't redecorate a hotel room.
00:06:16 What gave you the idea she hates her?
00:07:02 Oh.
00:07:53 No, it was more of an oral agreement.
00:08:50 No, I mean how much to fix the car?
00:09:39 I loaned it to Kandi.
00:10:25 Hello?
00:11:24 That girl's got wisdom teeth?
00:12:52 I'm a simple man.
00:13:53 - Why? - Because I don't have her money.
00:14:41 Well, technically, they're your clubs.
00:15:39 Thank you.
00:16:33 - Well, he should be. - Judith, that's not listening.
00:17:16 But you didn't hear it from me.
00:18:13 I swear to God, I'll get your alimony as soon as possible.
00:19:31 It's in lieu of health insurance.
00:20:27 KANDI: Turns out they're not really brother and sister...
00:21:24 I'm so screwed.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed388
Dialogue density18.5 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:24
Production Record
DirectorGary Halvorson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes814
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 3, episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/3/episode/18
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