Two and a Half Men — S03E17 — The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

00:00:01 ALAN: So any thoughts on what you'd like for dinner this weekend?

00:00:51 Well, I don't know about that.

00:01:38 Oh, well, good for you. Stay home and sulk.

00:03:18 - I really think it's your best work. - Thanks.

00:04:05 Uh-huh.

00:04:54 Thank you.

00:05:56 Encourage people to get drunk and drive fast, great, here's an award.

00:06:43 Uh, all right, um...

00:07:29 ALAN: Leave me alone. CHARLIE: You're already alone.

00:08:15 I see. You sure you're making the right choice?

00:09:00 to your freshly shaved ass.

00:10:08 Go to the beach and throw a stick till she gets tired.

00:11:10 The one where you stood in back picking lint off your antlers...

00:12:07 I ask myself, "How would Charlie Harper write this?"

00:13:02 Hey, stick around after the ceremony.

00:14:02 No pumpkin Hallow's Eve

00:15:05 They're tax-deductible.

00:15:44 Save the orphans

00:16:50 Charlie, it's understandable that you might be a little blue right now...

00:17:43 Not since I talked to him.

00:18:33 Stuff happens.

00:19:26 Nobody leaves.

00:20:16 Oh, good, a happy ending.

00:21:07 Oh, please, that grumpy-gus routine does not... Good night.