Two and a Half Men — S03E16 — Ergo, the Booty Call

00:00:06 - Morning. - Morning.

00:01:14 Sorry I'm late, but Kandi and I had morning sex.

00:02:16 And here's another fun fact.

00:03:03 Well, you know, I exercise, I eat right...

00:04:11 I still don't understand why we can't use the stairs over there.

00:05:13 Well, he is hot and juicy.

00:06:07 I'm trying to avoid an awkward situation.

00:06:51 He has no idea how close he is to the woodchipper.

00:07:34 Hey, Dad, what's a booty call?

00:08:36 for months at a time.

00:09:35 Booty."

00:10:23 Oh, don't worry. You've still got the inside track.

00:11:10 Does he wanna be loved or does he wanna get laid?

00:12:11 Go away.

00:13:00 with somebody so much younger than him.

00:14:31 Hey, I'm watching that.

00:15:33 You know, Kandi, you don't have to feel obligated to go to this party.

00:16:24 It's amazing. My ex-wife would take hours getting ready...

00:17:16 In fact, I'm so proud that yesterday...

00:18:01 Unfortunately, so am I.

00:19:02 No kidding? What about the other times?

00:19:58 but I was having sex with this gorgeous 22-year-old woman.

00:20:41 Whatever you're saying about me, you can say right to my face.

00:21:23 - What's going on? I don't understand. - The kid's gonna need another party hat.