Two and a Half Men — S03E14 — Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

00:00:09 This is such a beautiful sunset.

00:00:52 Hey, I almost forgot. I have something for you.

00:01:43 Don't even ask what I used as a chisel.

00:03:10 Yeah, Charlie, after all it's been "one month, two weeks, four days."

00:04:10 Boy, you're on thin ice.

00:04:58 Story of my life.

00:05:52 What they mean is that you have a healthy respect...

00:06:44 What do you want me to do, Mia?

00:07:32 It was worth a shot.

00:08:28 Once I get my mitts on them, they're in the public domain.

00:09:30 Okay, I want you to know I tracked down Kandi.

00:10:22 Yes, my child?

00:11:19 She's been a very bad girl.

00:12:06 I'm not gonna dignify that with a response.

00:12:56 It's no trouble.

00:13:42 I mean, we didn't hop into bed on the first date.

00:15:23 Okay.

00:16:11 I... I thought maybe we could just talk.

00:16:54 Oh, right, Charlie.

00:17:54 Are you okay? Oh. Aah!

00:19:07 Oh, cheer up.

00:19:53 What's left?

00:20:38 If I was gonna fake it, don't you think I would have done it the first time?

00:21:27 love isn't blind, it's retarded.