Two and a Half Men — S03E13 — Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

00:00:05 - Charlie? - Yeah?

00:00:55 Well, not to be contrary, but the wrong reasons kick everything up a notch.

00:01:49 I've always been meaning to do that.

00:02:37 Jake, stay. I want to share this with my entire family.

00:03:30 He's 11. He still thinks "Milk Milk Lemonade" is funny.

00:04:12 I'm serious. We've been seeing each other for over a month.

00:04:57 And I'm gonna make it work.

00:06:48 I don't have the actual statistics, but go on.

00:07:38 Hey, where are you going?

00:08:49 that I am for holding off on sex...

00:09:44 Are you crazy?

00:10:33 - We had our first fight. - Oh, what about?

00:11:23 and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?

00:12:33 If marriage taught me anything...

00:13:21 You know what? I've underestimated you.

00:14:16 Well, thank him for me.

00:15:00 - Commitment? - Yes, a commitment.

00:16:01 Are you insane?

00:16:55 - Great. We broke up. - How is that great?

00:17:47 Charlie? You okay?

00:18:54 We don't have a commitment. We don't have a relationship.

00:19:41 Yes.

00:20:23 dancing half naked on the deck with my idiot brother.

00:21:30 I just don't think he knows what's funny.