Two and a Half Men — S03E12 — That Special Tug

00:00:01 I just wanna be clear that I am here as a last resort.

00:01:03 Sounds like you've got some anger towards him.

00:01:57 the kid's mom looked fairly doable.

00:02:47 You can spend your weekends enjoying yourself.

00:03:41 And biographies. Oh!

00:04:34 So, what are you doing tonight?

00:05:35 Eh. Who among us hasn't collapsed, weeping, in the middle of a bookstore...

00:06:22 All right, I'll have a Junior Mint.

00:07:09 Everybody on the planet knows the answer.

00:07:55 How would I know?

00:08:57 I've just got this feeling that he needs me.

00:09:53 Charlie? The road.

00:10:54 Actually, I ran out of ice cream.

00:11:56 It's almost the same thing. One-on-one with a strange woman...

00:12:49 - I'm feeling claustrophobic. - There's no place to stop.

00:13:57 All right, Charlie, we've been talking for quite a while, and I gotta tell you:

00:15:04 - Hi. - Yeah, hi.

00:15:50 I think it's just life grinding me down, and I just...

00:16:48 AMY: Oh, gee. BETH: Yeah, oh, gee.

00:17:38 CHARLIE: News flash, Alan. They're already out of their pants.

00:18:30 Does it make a difference?

00:19:32 We never saw them again.

00:20:24 Shh.

00:21:28 But golly, it's sure fun to think about.