Two and a Half Men — S03E05 — We Called It Mr. Pinky

00:00:02 Why do you have to leave?

00:00:38 Great.

00:01:37 What do you want me to do? Lie to you?

00:02:37 No, it was a cupcake.

00:03:26 your only obligation is to enjoy it.

00:04:21 The booger eater grasped the symbolism.

00:05:05 There's no "lucky." That's a terrible lesson.

00:06:01 I'm a pro-sogynist. I love women.

00:07:01 - Um... What girlfriend? - Robin Newberry.

00:08:03 Not now, Rose.

00:08:48 but what you call love is really just an obsession to control...

00:09:43 Unconscious, unresolved sexual feelings towards my mother?

00:10:20 It's okay, Charlie.

00:11:28 No, no, no. It's not officially a performance problem until we give up.

00:12:43 Sorry.

00:13:40 Ugh. Will this having children thing never end?

00:14:29 My anger and mistrust towards women starts with you.

00:15:15 Mom, I learned about relationships from watching you.

00:16:13 She said she needed her space.

00:17:16 - Are you okay? - Oh, sure.

00:18:04 Rose.

00:18:55 out of all the women I know, you're the only one I trust at all.

00:19:58 Why don't you relax while I introduce you to the new, improved Charlie?

00:21:21 What?