Two and a Half Men — S03E03 — Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 1,188 VOTES · DIR. Gary Halvorson
Overview
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.
Dialogue Timeline — 380 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 SPORTSCASTER: fifteen-yard line, where the officials will mark it.
00:01:11 Yours?
00:01:59 I have no idea.
00:02:59 Go to bed.
00:03:47 Oh, Charlie...
00:04:31 I'm never gonna stop, Alan. You know me better than that.
00:05:21 It's Judith.
00:06:12 Oh, buddy, why don't you just take an electric sander to your testicles?
00:07:32 I'm just waiting for my toaster strudel to pop.
00:08:33 - So? - I'd rather kill us all.
00:09:26 Now, in the animal kingdom, sharks move forward...
00:10:20 Yes, yes, it was.
00:11:18 Ta-da!
00:12:12 Show's over.
00:13:05 The salesman said it would pay for itself in five years.
00:13:57 - Have something to drink. - There's no more Goofy Juice.
00:14:59 That was close.
00:15:47 They were for Alan. I was trying to get his mind off of Judith.
00:16:37 Love hurts, Rose.
00:17:34 It wasn't.
00:18:22 "Don't go there." "Don't touch that." "Leave that alone, it's not a toy."
00:19:15 It's okay, I didn't see anything.
00:20:24 - How about that. - Mm.
00:21:29 I suddenly have a craving for pizza.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed380
Dialogue density17.3 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:29
Production Record
DirectorGary Halvorson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,188
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 3, episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/3/episode/3
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