Two and a Half Men — S03E01 — Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

00:00:01 I'm sure she's a lovely girl, Mom...

00:00:51 These days they'll open a Starbucks anywhere.

00:01:41 I can deal with Jake. It's your whining that makes me wanna hang myself.

00:02:23 I still think we should call the guy.

00:03:03 - There, there, there. That's perfect. ALAN: What?

00:04:29 Does that spell weekend dad to you?

00:05:20 - Thank you. - You're welcome.

00:06:00 Just like that? Right to it? No dinner? No movie?

00:07:40 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.

00:08:33 There's no way I'll let your degenerate brother be responsible for my son.

00:09:22 Not with that attitude.

00:10:06 You'll eat what we've got.

00:10:48 JAKE: Oh, come on, it'll be fun.

00:11:23 - Italian? Chinese? - No.

00:12:09 Because I forgot I like the Cajun Clucky's.

00:13:26 Are you all right?

00:14:16 and you can call her some time when it's more convenient.

00:15:09 Jake, I'm tired, I've got a headache.

00:15:52 Exactly. You'll find something else to do.

00:16:45 - Thanks. - You're welcome.

00:17:31 Are you happy?

00:19:12 Whatever.

00:20:21 Thank you.

00:21:29 Hey, how many of those pills you got left?