Two and a Half Men — S02E23 — Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Name: Two and a Half Men — S02E23 — Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Director: J.D. Lobue
Released: 2005
Duration: 20 min
Rating: 8.7
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor

2005 · 20 MIN · IMDB 8.7 · 1,606 VOTES · DIR. J.D. Lobue

Two and a Half Men — S02E23 — Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab poster

Overview

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

Dialogue Timeline — 329 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:01 Hey, Jake, why don't you tell Grandma about your spring break.

00:00:43 and I haven't had him for a night?

00:01:44 Like it would have killed her to get a C-section.

00:02:33 - Gee, Mom, I don't know. - Well, why not?

00:03:28 He had a really bad lawyer.

00:04:34 and she thought that...

00:05:16 I'm not your full-time babysitter.

00:06:05 Oh, God, I can't watch this.

00:06:54 It's not a prize.

00:07:43 Okay. What do you want?

00:08:31 - Do we understand each other? - Yes.

00:09:34 because I could never have given birth to such a hateful child."

00:10:27 WOMAN: Great game, ladies.

00:11:22 - Why? - Because we're going to eat dinner.

00:11:59 I've had tuna.

00:12:44 - I gotta get the taste out. - Have some ginger.

00:13:41 - Okay. So which one do you like? - One?

00:14:34 Pretty much anything, except sushi and squab.

00:15:20 Unbelievable. My grandson is a hillbilly.

00:16:10 Uh-huh.

00:17:17 And grind, and grind. And grind and grind and grind.

00:18:11 Alan, you didn't miss anything. It's an overrated male fantasy.

00:19:14 Did you turn the water off in the bathtub?

00:20:15 And they shall call him Jake.

Cast & Characters

Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Jon Cryer Alan Harper Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Conchata Ferrell Berta Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Marin Hinkle Judith Harper Melanie Lynskey Rose Christina Chambers Kimberly

Catherine McCord Danielle

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed329

Dialogue density16.4 lines / min

First line00:00:01

Final line00:20:15

Production Record

DirectorJ.D. Lobue

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes1,606

Factoids

Episode

Two and a Half Men, season 2, episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/2/episode/23

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