Two and a Half Men — S02E17 — Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

2005 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 1,271 VOTES · DIR. Pamela Fryman

Two and a Half Men — S02E17 — Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! poster

Overview

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

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Dialogue Timeline — 373 lines

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00:00:04 Here. This is for you.
00:00:53 Oh, good. Charlie wants you to come upstairs.
00:02:04 Alan, you're a chiropractor. Do something.
00:02:55 - Is this tender? - A little.
00:03:41 I'm not holding, but I can make a couple calls.
00:04:35 Did you forget it took three of us just to put on my shorts?
00:05:31 Idiot.
00:06:17 if you'd been wearing your seat belt.
00:07:15 - Dr. Schwartz passed away. - Oh, no.
00:08:19 Oh, come on. How could that not be funny?
00:09:15 So would my dry cleaner, but I don't let him touch me either.
00:10:11 That will be $100, please.
00:11:00 Keep it up.
00:11:51 Please don't tell me you're interested in that condescending...
00:12:37 A day of reckoning. And it is spelled HMO.
00:13:37 The sink? How'd you manage that?
00:14:28 Yes, I can.
00:15:08 - I'm in excruciating pain. - That's not enough.
00:16:12 Hey, I'm a doctor.
00:16:59 and suck them inside out.
00:17:49 So how long does it take before I start feeling...
00:18:55 - You're hitting on me? - You started it.
00:19:45 My brother's making lemonade.
00:20:53 Nope, not yet.

Cast & Characters

Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Jon Cryer Alan Harper Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Conchata Ferrell Berta Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Marin Hinkle Judith Harper Melanie Lynskey Rose Ken Jeong Male Nurse Kristen Miller Debbie Alicia Coppola Dr. Michelle Talmadge
Helen Greenberg Nurse

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed373
Dialogue density17.8 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:20:53

Production Record

DirectorPamela Fryman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,271

Factoids

Episode

Two and a Half Men, season 2, episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/2/episode/17
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