Two and a Half Men - S02E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

00:00:02 Well, this is gonna be a sucky weekend.

00:00:44 - You got money? - If you pay me what you owe me.

00:01:29 They're just gonna shove a camera up your ass.

00:02:52 The sink's stopped up again.

00:04:04 Easy for you to say.

00:04:50 Unless you drive, in which case I'm not going.

00:05:41 Nude Legends on Ice. Sweet.

00:06:40 - Let's see. Sport jacket. - He doesn't need a sport jacket.

00:07:25 Let me see that.

00:08:14 - Uh, didn't your dad tell you? - He said it was just a test...

00:09:11 - Busted. You owe me another dollar. - What if I didn't want another card?

00:10:03 In class, if we have to go the bathroom, we do this or this.

00:10:51 under no circumstances do you give it back to me before midnight...

00:11:56 Close, 29.

00:13:06 - Well, you don't have a fever. - I told you, he's fine. Let's go.

00:14:00 Okay, it's not what he ate.

00:14:47 What kind of a father are you?

00:15:35 - You see, this trip was my idea. - I'm shocked.

00:16:19 - Goodbye, Alan. - Wait, wait, wait, Judith.

00:17:03 - You wanna know what I think? - Not at all.

00:17:51 only to surrender to the sexually frustrated tyranny of a vengeful ex-wife?

00:18:47 - What about the spread? - They didn't cover.

00:19:33 - Then why don't you go? - I don't know.

00:20:50 And remember, when he wakes up, you're a gas station attendant.