Two and a Half Men — S02E14 — Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

2005 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 956 VOTES · DIR. Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men — S02E14 — Those Big Pink Things with Coconut poster

Overview

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.

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Dialogue Timeline — 374 lines

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00:00:02 CHARLIE: Hey, buddy. - Hi, Uncle Charlie.
00:00:54 ALAN: Thank you. JUDITH: Why were you hiding?
00:01:46 If she wants to spend time with her grandson...
00:02:48 - Great. - Wait. It wasn't a Ding Dong.
00:03:39 Yeah, but Uncle Charlie buzzed first.
00:04:32 - Next question. - Let me try yours.
00:05:32 - I'll be there in a minute to tuck you in. - Okey-dokey.
00:06:27 I kept your ears spotless.
00:07:14 I don't know. It looks like a pretty hard test to me.
00:08:03 Wow. Texas used to be a separate country.
00:09:00 Why tell her when we can show her?
00:10:12 But don't you feel even a bit sorry for her?
00:11:08 Is that what she told you?
00:12:08 No, she call here?
00:13:04 Our mother checked in this evening with chest pains and breathing difficulties.
00:13:55 I can't help thinking this is all my fault.
00:14:42 Yeah, tell me about it.
00:15:30 - Right, Alan? - Of course.
00:16:26 You can tell him yourself, after the operation.
00:17:32 If the worst should happen...
00:18:24 Must be someone around here who can handle a rib spreader.
00:19:10 Oh, great. I'll be here.
00:19:55 Maybe when his mother sees how nice he could look...
00:20:57 MAN: A cruel existence? Perhaps. But that's life on the Animal Planet.

Cast & Characters

Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Jon Cryer Alan Harper Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Conchata Ferrell Berta Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Marin Hinkle Judith Harper Melanie Lynskey Rose Bob Morrisey Dr. Little Brian George TV Narrator

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed374
Dialogue density17.8 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:57

Production Record

DirectorLee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes956

Factoids

Episode

Two and a Half Men, season 2, episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/2/episode/14
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