Two and a Half Men - S02E13 - Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)

00:00:08 Uh-oh.

00:01:21 Get off my hair.

00:02:01 Yeah, well, that's the difference between wife and ex-wife.

00:02:40 Put her in a space capsule. Put her in a catapult and see how far she flies.

00:03:23 Now that I think about it, neither do I.

00:04:16 I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.

00:04:55 Of course. Just have a little salad.

00:05:39 If we leave now, we can be in Mexico in two hours.

00:06:34 Great.

00:07:16 Remember, that guy's girlfriend turns out to be the murderer.

00:07:56 - Hey, Charlie. - Hey, Rose.

00:09:47 - What? - That's your brother's ex-wife out there.

00:10:33 BOTH: She's leaving? - Just for a little while.

00:11:15 We're no longer ex-husband and ex-wife. We are friends getting on with our lives.

00:12:16 now.

00:13:10 Where's Dad?

00:13:56 Hi. I just stopped by to say I told you so.

00:15:01 - Are you finished? - Did I mention I told you so?

00:15:45 - It's stupid. - Stupider than this?

00:16:28 You're mighty picky for a guy with an adult newsstand in his sock drawer.

00:17:32 It's a new world, Judith.

00:18:29 Man, I don't know how he does it.

00:19:23 I mean, Camille is smart and funny. And, oh, boy, talk about pretty.

00:20:16 My cousins are coming on a later flight.