Two and a Half Men — S02E12 — A Lungful of Alan

00:00:02 - What's that? - My high school yearbook.

00:00:52 - It's getting old, Charlie. - In people years or dog years?

00:02:14 You'll be happy to know I ran into him in New York.

00:03:16 Play the jingle you wrote for the feminine deodorant commercial.

00:04:12 - I didn't bring a suit. - So my plan is working.

00:04:56 Come on. She's smart, she's beautiful, she's the kind of woman who...

00:05:46 Oh, gee. Tomorrow night? I can't.

00:06:35 - All right, fine. I won't go. - Thank you.

00:07:27 Charlie, I can't believe that after all these years, you're still single.

00:08:28 and my blouse came unbuttoned, and Alan, instead of sneaking a peek...

00:09:30 You look like you're trying to make me look good...

00:10:15 and I'll play your game.

00:11:04 And frankly, I don't know which one is bigger.

00:12:00 - Tomorrow sounds great. - Good, good. It's a date.

00:12:56 You had to pimp your kid out to do it, but you got there.

00:13:41 - Contact. - Why are you talking like that?

00:14:28 This sucks.

00:15:20 Who's the tall guy next to you?

00:16:08 Well...

00:16:56 I would never say this to Alan, but I don't really care much for children.

00:17:51 No, no, no, no. You laid the foundation...

00:18:42 about the day that I would be able to rub your smarmy nose in it.

00:19:37 Oh, yeah. Donna DeMarco, old Double D.

00:20:57 What do you think Donna DeMarco's doing these days?