Two and a Half Men — S02E11 — Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
2004 · 21 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 901 VOTES · DIR. Pamela Fryman
Overview
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.
Dialogue Timeline — 357 lines
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00:00:03 Two white wines and a Jack and ginger.
00:00:52 - A two megapixel, full-color webcam. - Right.
00:01:42 What...? What...? What's funny?
00:02:42 - Yeah, we can see each other every day. - Cool.
00:03:48 Oh, boy.
00:04:34 Well, you have burned a few bridges in this town.
00:05:22 "By the way, you have the most beautiful eyes in the world."
00:06:07 Not much. What's new with you?
00:06:49 ALAN: "CharlieHarperSucks.com."
00:07:50 CHARLIE: Yeah, hi.
00:08:25 I need shadows and darkness. I'm like a magician.
00:09:15 Too many?
00:10:07 - Well, how do I find out who created it? - Now, let's see. Come on.
00:11:01 before he went to school.
00:11:42 If I don't do something about that website...
00:12:43 Really? I thought they ended perfectly.
00:13:43 "Pro: No alimony. Con: No sex."
00:14:42 I'd have a husband for each of my tattoos.
00:15:34 Last chance to see those tattoos.
00:17:23 I'll go watch TV.
00:18:12 Well, what makes you think I wanna reconcile?
00:19:07 I'll be out of your way as soon as I check on something.
00:19:51 Hey, Dad, check it out. I can see my room on your computer.
00:20:54 Cool.
Cast & Characters
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper
Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper
Melanie Lynskey
Rose
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Gail
Jennifer Bini Taylor
Tina
Julie Dickens
Montage Beautiful Woman
Ana Alexander
Montage Doctor
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed357
Dialogue density17.0 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:54
Production Record
DirectorPamela Fryman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes901
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 2, episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/2/episode/11
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