Two and a Half Men — S02E09 — Yes, Monsignor

Name: Two and a Half Men — S02E09 — Yes, Monsignor
Director: Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
Released: 2004
Duration: 22 min
Rating: 8
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor

2004 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 1,002 VOTES · DIR. Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men — S02E09 — Yes, Monsignor poster

Overview

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.

Dialogue Timeline — 327 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:01 MEGAN: I decided if I was gonna get my boobs done...

00:00:46 Say that three times fast.

00:01:44 - What's going on? - Nothing. Go watch TV.

00:02:42 Sorry. So how are you?

00:03:33 Oh, no.

00:04:13 Shall we say 7?

00:05:09 Okay, I'll sign this.

00:06:03 I mean, besides the... The bite and the mild concussion...

00:06:51 Well, that was uncalled for.

00:07:43 Don't be such a baby.

00:09:13 You didn't throw that on the beach, did you?

00:10:03 - No, I have to go home. - Why?

00:10:48 Gosh, they grow so quickly, don't they?

00:11:43 This makes no sense.

00:12:49 Her kid needs to lay off the fiber anyway.

00:13:46 Pacifier is the little nipple thing, right?

00:14:43 Did you have Thai food for dinner, or what?

00:15:38 we mean you no harm.

00:16:48 Oh, yeah. Wait till you meet my nephew.

00:17:36 You mean the puppet show?

00:18:37 You're leaving already?

00:19:27 Is this some hormonal thing because of the baby?

00:20:17 We're talking a business day, right?

00:21:28 Kid's a genius.

Cast & Characters

Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Jon Cryer Alan Harper Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Conchata Ferrell Berta Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Marin Hinkle Judith Harper Melanie Lynskey Rose

Sam Sheen Lisa's Daughter

Denise Richards Lisa

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed327

Dialogue density14.9 lines / min

First line00:00:01

Final line00:21:28

Production Record

DirectorLee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes1,002

Factoids

Episode

Two and a Half Men, season 2, episode 9: Yes, Monsignor.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/2/episode/9

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