Two and a Half Men — S02E07 — A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
2004 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 1,242 VOTES · DIR. Pamela Fryman
Overview
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Dialogue Timeline — 351 lines
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00:00:04 ALAN: Hey, look who's here. - Hey, Dad.
00:00:48 I know.
00:01:29 Leave a message at the beep. Beep!
00:02:53 - All at once? - Come on.
00:03:41 - Me too, Mom. - Wow.
00:04:30 Any questions?
00:05:18 I do. Now, what about this stupid party?
00:06:21 - Yeah, sure. Knock yourself out. - Thanks.
00:07:19 What?
00:08:14 Relax. It's not what you think. We're just having a drink.
00:09:00 She didn't leave it to you. You were just the first one back after she flatlined.
00:09:55 Berta!
00:10:51 Hey, how's it going?
00:11:37 Watch this.
00:12:29 Berta... Berta, you can't quit being related to somebody.
00:13:21 Why aren't you dressed? We came to pick you up.
00:14:10 Don't touch that, Jake.
00:15:02 Alan, wait.
00:15:54 she had this crush on our cousin Jimmy...
00:16:52 Tell her to follow her bliss...
00:17:48 No, she didn't.
00:18:37 What's the point? My life is hopeless. My dreams are dead.
00:19:56 Rumaki?
00:20:56 Sorry.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed351
Dialogue density16.7 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:20:56
Production Record
DirectorPamela Fryman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,242
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 2, episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/2/episode/7
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