Two and a Half Men — S02E06 — The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

00:00:02 - So, dear... - What?

00:00:50 - You're paying? - Figure of speech, Charles.

00:01:34 Walking around a toy store with your brother...

00:02:28 - You okay? - No. That deer didn't have antlers...

00:03:13 The lesson was...

00:04:18 What a gyp that was.

00:05:13 - and wake up with no recollection? - Oh, yeah.

00:06:13 But what if the security guard did plant it on you?

00:07:14 with your bank account number.

00:08:00 Now you're wracked with guilt...

00:09:06 Three, four, five, six, seven.

00:09:47 The price of healthy gums is eternal vigilance.

00:10:44 I did not get arrested, and there was no jail.

00:11:38 I think Uncle Charlie's a genius.

00:12:32 - Can we go to the mall? - Why do you wa...? No.

00:13:24 What do you want me to do?

00:14:18 Are you fleeing from the law?

00:15:15 How could you?

00:16:12 It was all out of pocket.

00:17:03 You want forgiveness, right?

00:18:12 Relax, Jake. We're just having a little communication problem.

00:19:03 I... I don't think I have it in me to forgive you.

00:20:04 The truth about the shoplifting incident...

00:20:59 Well, I feel better. How about you?