Two and a Half Men — S02E05 — Bad News from the Clinic?

00:00:01 - Have any homework this weekend? - A little.

00:00:46 Ha, ha. Go get them.

00:01:36 - Goodnight, buddy. - Night.

00:02:20 No, I'm cool either way: Stay or go.

00:03:13 Good.

00:04:44 So no date tonight?

00:05:30 Hey, I agreed to one.

00:06:29 How about I pick you up at 8?

00:07:18 No, you shouldn't call it "the little boys' room."

00:08:06 - Are you mad at me? - No.

00:08:53 why don't you just come out and say it?

00:09:53 Oh, come on, Charlie. Double-booking.

00:10:38 Okay, that's not where I was going, but let's review:

00:11:31 Well, then, that's when I'll learn it.

00:12:18 - I'm just ending it. - Why?

00:13:15 Really?

00:14:14 Detox?

00:15:01 Jake, it's your mother!

00:15:54 See, the problem is she doesn't need me.

00:16:50 - Can't you tell? - I wanna hear it.

00:17:58 - So how'd it go? - Great.

00:18:54 - Oh, great. I'll look it over. - Okay, I didn't do it.

00:19:51 Watching you obsess over Sherri...

00:20:55 I like the names Mike and Trudy.