Two and a Half Men — S02E02 — Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

00:00:10 Hmm...

00:00:50 Don't worry. It's educational.

00:01:27 Huh...

00:02:16 - I felt I had to take something. - So you stole bric-a-brac.

00:03:03 Getting your knob shined by a keno waitress in Laughlin?

00:03:57 Okay, you can stay.

00:04:45 Oh, that's right, that's right.

00:05:46 Wow, that was more fun than I expected.

00:06:52 Well, apparently, she's found the right conditioner.

00:07:54 Ow.

00:08:51 All right. Well, looks like you and I get to spend a little quality time together.

00:09:54 Up and out this early on a Saturday? Good for her.

00:10:41 that cavewomen waxed their legs and wore fur bikinis?

00:11:44 BERTA: Okay, I'm out of here. - No, no, wait, Berta.

00:12:49 No alimony, though. Gotta love that.

00:13:52 You know, eggwise.

00:14:52 - Well, not by heart. - Charlie.

00:15:49 Oh, aren't you a dear. And thank you for the birthday card.

00:16:42 - Okay. - Or whistle.

00:17:40 Rose, for God's sake, you're talking to my mother.

00:18:29 - Can I go too? - We're not done with you.

00:19:07 or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up...

00:20:03 They were devastated by the divorce.

00:21:01 She tricked me into thinking I forgot.