Two and a Half Men — S01E24 — Can You Feel My Finger?

00:00:06 Hello? What?

00:00:56 What are you late for, hon?

00:02:01 I'm still here. Go ahead, let her rip.

00:03:09 Best of luck. Bye-bye.

00:04:04 - You mean a vasectomy? - Yeah.

00:04:49 Sweetheart, I have to go. I've a patient.

00:05:32 What I was wondering is if there's any permanent effects.

00:06:16 - Frozen sperm? I don't know. - Why not?

00:07:00 Okay, honey, let me get this guy out of here and I'll call you back.

00:07:40 You know, in case someday you want to be a pop.

00:08:38 What?

00:09:28 Are we changing the subject?

00:10:28 Come on, I'm doing laundry. I want to finish a load before I go.

00:11:34 Just hold the bag.

00:12:34 - What? - It's nothing.

00:13:25 The dog we had. Couldn't keep it in his fur.

00:14:39 - Charlie? - Rose, for God's sake!

00:15:33 I thought you were finished with the video and everything.

00:16:21 Damn, I didn't bring the camcorder.

00:17:36 Never mind.

00:18:24 so you're gonna feel a little sting.

00:19:15 Why don't you see to it that Mr. Harper has another appointment?

00:20:12 Then he got fat and only wanted to sleep behind the dryer.

00:21:31 English -SDH