Two and a Half Men — S01E23 — Just Like Buffalo

00:00:04 Jake, time to go! Get your stuff together!

00:00:47 Is your skateboard still out by the front door?

00:01:35 you'd be a lot happier.

00:02:16 And not one ounce went to my boobs.

00:03:10 It's not funny ha-ha so much as not funny.

00:04:17 Are you religious?

00:05:18 "stay out, so I can run around naked with a hot chick" didn't you understand?

00:06:02 Wait a minute. Is it a women's support group that's angry?

00:06:56 "plus gratuitous nudity."

00:07:49 She still busting your chops about what Jake said?

00:08:48 Yes. Sit down.

00:09:39 Wait. Okay, first of all, can the person I talk to be the person who answers me?

00:10:42 - Where are the pancakes? - What pancakes?

00:11:31 Do you hear yourself? "Buffalo Gals"? Are you insane?

00:12:23 Morning, everybody. I brought real maple syrup for the pancakes.

00:13:11 but I just don't want him around Charlie.

00:14:04 - I am sorry, what is your name? - Linda.

00:14:56 I envy that, Kathleen.

00:15:44 I've clearly made mistakes, but that's because I'm human.

00:17:02 Okay, who's ready for a refill?

00:17:49 Thank you.

00:18:32 - He's staying? - Okay, here's the deal.

00:19:36 I heard Mom say the reason Uncle Charlie gets into so much trouble

00:21:00 English -SDH