Two and a Half Men — S01E22 — My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

00:00:15 Alan?

00:01:29 maybe you can wax my car.

00:02:11 - and strap me in bed. - You were a sleepwalker?

00:03:23 You're welcome.

00:04:08 let me know, so I can stock up on rubber sheets.

00:04:50 You're right. It's been a long time since you got any meow.

00:05:44 One of the more popular ones

00:06:30 emotional issues through visualized fantasy.

00:07:12 - Okay, all right. You want a taco shell? - No, I don't want a taco shell!

00:07:56 and they found her in the cafeteria hiding under a lunch table.

00:09:09 You handle this, honey, I'm going back to bed.

00:10:09 - Okay. - It's a reflection on your parents.

00:11:05 you saw grandmommy dancing with the Cuban gentleman

00:11:52 Got it. So, sexual release cured his sleepwalking?

00:12:45 - Why do you care? - I don't know.

00:13:30 - Hi. This is my friend, Annette. - Hi.

00:14:15 We met a couple of girls who took a shine to us.

00:14:58 You've been acting nuttier than rat crap in a pistachio factory.

00:15:55 Rage? No, I don't think so.

00:16:45 Okay. I'll tell you what. Let's pretend

00:17:44 Is this gonna take much longer?

00:18:34 Hey, you know what, Charlie? I don't much care for that, either.

00:19:20 Good!

00:20:49 English -SDH