Two and a Half Men — S01E21 — No Sniffing, No Wowing
2004 · 21 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 1,062 VOTES · DIR. Lee Aronsohn, Rob Schiller
Overview
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
Dialogue Timeline — 328 lines
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00:00:02 These divorce lawyers have a good business, don't they?
00:00:51 I didn't say you couldn't knock her up.
00:01:31 Really? Why?
00:02:14 Relax, Alan.
00:03:16 So, Laura, let me ask you something.
00:04:12 I just have one little request.
00:05:05 No cuddling, no sharing feelings?
00:05:53 I'm sorry. Did I interrupt your late-morning nap,
00:06:26 - Yeah. - So let Judith have the books.
00:07:10 I'm more worried about billable hours.
00:08:01 Yeah, very funny.
00:08:50 I want you now.
00:09:33 Mr. Harper, how many women would you say
00:10:23 I think we can move on. Do you have any more questions?
00:11:31 SpaghettiOs.
00:12:24 The good news is your wife has given up on the custody issue,
00:13:11 - Charlie. - Hey, Alan.
00:14:08 I'm willing to admit that trying to boink your assistant might...
00:14:54 There usually is.
00:15:43 Okay, Laura, look.
00:16:51 Okay, what's next?
00:17:52 - What happened? - I'll tell you what happened.
00:18:40 Yeah, that's got to sting a little.
00:21:18 English -SDH
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed328
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:18
Production Record
DirectorLee Aronsohn, Rob Schiller
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,062
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 1, episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/1/episode/21
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