Two and a Half Men — S01E20 — Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

2004 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 1,114 VOTES · DIR. Lee Aronsohn, Gary Halvorson, Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men — S01E20 — Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark poster

Overview

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

Dialogue Timeline — 302 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:02 Hey, Judith. There's the rock star. Ready for a fun weekend?
00:00:40 Who's working wonders with you.
00:02:22 Okay.
00:03:22 Can I come in?
00:04:11 - Okay. I won't ask. - Good.
00:05:11 You were a Mexican hairless, weren't you?
00:05:55 Just give him a little space, and probably by this time tomorrow...
00:07:06 Nothing's bothering me.
00:07:59 Welcome to the club.
00:08:33 - Yes, you are. - It's his mother's fault.
00:09:15 Stupid.
00:09:44 - Forget it, I'll just go to my room. - Jake, wait.
00:10:44 I'm not hungry.
00:11:19 and maybe eventually he'll tell us what's bothering him.
00:12:21 I'm telling you, you're spoiling the kid.
00:13:24 So, Jake. How you liking that bean bag chair, huh?
00:14:16 Do you like puppets?
00:15:10 - Me? What did I do? - You taught him how to gamble.
00:15:55 No, please, make yourselves comfortable.
00:17:09 I hope you're proud of yourself, Charlie.
00:17:42 Even cows know
00:18:25 Now? Jake, it's only 7:00.
00:19:16 I don't know, something fun. Maybe we could jam, Uncle Charlie.
00:21:14 English -SDH

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed302
Dialogue density14.4 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:14

Production Record

DirectorLee Aronsohn, Gary Halvorson, Chuck Lorre
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,114

Factoids

Episode

Two and a Half Men, season 1, episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/1/episode/20
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